livehowyouthink said: literally same :’( lets just kidnap them and have our own private concert ok sounds good We have to stop all this planning and just do it. I’m willing to face jail time. But I’m pretty sure they won’t press charges on their own future wives though, so it should all turn out okay.
Just watching a video of my favorite band and actually crying because they are so beautiful and perfect except for that they don’t schedule concerts within a 500 mile radius of me so that’s cool except it’s not cool it’s terrible and actual tears I want you and you just have to know I’ve kept my heart under control but lately all this time is taking it’s toll
groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want theyll never know
stevenandthemachine: what the box says: serves four what it means: serves me
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
rural-juror: here’s my number, so please oh please don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
antiquitea: stillguardingasses-man | wikkibird |...
jennittles: this is seriously my favorite...
peetaboobs: everyone came to school today with sunburns from being outside but i didn’t cause i stayed in my room all weekend
coepi: things i am scared of doing: ordering food in a restaurant walking down a busy high street on my own talking to people on the phone eating in front of people asking for help in a shop meeting new people being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know the future looks bright for me
random guy opens door for you at random store
me: so, when's are wedding?
karate-pencilcase: what if you really wanted to murder someone, so you set your queue to publish a large quantity of posts during the time of the murder. and when they can only link you to the crime by circumstantial evidence, your defense attorney is all “the defendant couldn’t have been bludgeoning so-and-so to death because she was obviously at home reblogging pictures of kittens and...
sodamnrelatable: Normal people: Me: via sodamnrelatable
ghostkid: cabin in the WOULDN’TS