friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
DR. COX IS GOING TO FIRE CLAY AIKEN NOOOOO!!!
Why is it so easy for everyone else, but so hard...
When 12-year-olds date....
lesliepagee: futuremrsgaskarth: ally-wa: Dude, at that age, the only thing I was concerned about was my neopets. ^THIS that commeNT^^ SO TRUE. Yeah… when I was twelve. Heh. Hehehe…
faggoat: stop pretending the year 3000 is going to be any different everyone knows not much has changed but we live underwater
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Ryan Reynolds on Scrubs. Yes. Yes indeed.
remember to smile.: Just taking laps in my own... →
addsomesparkletomylife: I wish I was talented, unique, special, different…but try as I might, I always end up being mediocre. I’m not especially beautiful, skinny, or smart. I don’t have a great fashion sense, or a way with words. I wish I were funnier. I wish that I mesmerized people. I can’t sing or play an instrument…
moresinnedagainstthansinning-de asked: I have totally thought about who I'd kill in the hunger games! I've even dreamt of it, is it weird that that was like the coolest dream I've ever had?